If you are like most of us, there can be a huge turn on, when it comes to the thrill of the hunt for finding a public place to have sex. After all, the possibility that you might be discovered makes the experience that much more exciting and the mood that much hotter. However, some public places are likely to be a disaster in more ways that you can ever imagine. Let’s have a look at a few and see if they are the places you would have guessed. At any rate, we suggest you take them off your radar for great places to have sex.
#1 In a Plane
Everyone seems to want to join the mile high club – in fact, according to a recent sex survey conducted by Trojan Condoms, 33% of American men want to have sex on a plane. Airlines have strict rules about passengers meeting in restrooms – this is especially true of the restrooms near the cockpit door. You’ll be disappointed! The largest washroom you’ll find is about 3’ x 5’ which is about the same width as a refrigerator. Yup, now really, how much fun can that be and worse you could find yourself arrested for your little escapade. So if the urge arises, let it pass and wait for your hotel room where you can really have steamy hot sex.
#2 In a Public Swimming Pool
There are lots of reasons why you don’t want to do it in a public swimming pool – the biggest one is that it’s illegal and you could find yourself arrested. It had better be sex like no other to risk a criminal record!
Don’t bother thinking about sneaking into someone else’s pool either because that could net you a burglary or trespassing charge. That only leaves your own pool for some serious sex but before you do that, you should know that water will increase your female partners risk of infection. In fact, a 2012 CDC report says that 58% of public pools contain fecal matter, which is certainly risking infection. In addition, your condom isn’t going to work well in water as they are really designed for ‘land sex,’ which poses a risk of STDs and other infections.
#3 At the Church
Yes, you read right – some people think it would be cool to have sex in a church. Be warned you could also face charges here – gross lewdness, public intoxication, trespassing and I’m sure there are others. Ironically, 3% of Americans have sex in a church or on church grounds, according to a Keltron Research survey. Aside from offending anyone that’s on the grounds or in the church, you might not score too many brownie points with the big guy they call God.
#4 At a Club
This one isn’t too surprising. After all, we tend to lose inhibition after just a few drinks and so that nasty, dark bathroom you barely wanted to step foot into before might now become an enticing place for some good hearted one night stand sex. A recent British study showed that 48% of one night stands got it on in a restroom.
While that might seem like a great spot to have some hot sex the reality is that it is one of the easiest places to get busted. As intoxication goes up discreet goes down. So a couple might think they are being quiet but the giggling and make out noises are sure to garner attention and quickly becomes obvious to anyone else in the washroom. That translates to someone ratting you out and next comes the bouncer. You’ll get tossed and you could even get banned from the club.
It makes more sense to end the night between the sheets either at your place or her place. It beats getting tossed out of the club in the middle of your hook up. And just in case we need to state the more than obvious – if you’re hooking up with another guy’s gal then don’t be slipping between his sheets as that’s just to obvious a clue – and well just wrong on so many levels.
Great, now that you know the worst public places to have sex, let’s touch on some things you can do to have better sex. Keep in mind that if you want good sex and you are in a relationship then foreplay starts when you crawl out of bed in the morning, not two seconds before you have sex. When your gal is happy and feeling loved you’re going to have better sex more often.
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Sex is good – lots of sex is better – sexual adventures are fun and ‘hot,’ but do use a little brain power when deciding where those adventures occur.
It’s like Green Eggs & Ham… I will not hump you in a box. I will not hump you with a fox. I will not hump you here or there. I will not hump you anywhere.
Kidding. But come on… what’s wrong with an airplane? Mile high club all the way.